VHS ONLY If you've got it, flaunt it. Or in the case of Scottish hairdresser Crawford Mackenzie, snip, curl, tint, shape and blow-dry it. Mackenzie's come from Glasgow to Los Angeles, with a documentary filmmaker in tow recording his journey to compete in a stylists competition for the prestigious Platinum Scissors Award. But the best laid schemes of mousse and men go wrong, Mackenzies invitation to the event is in error. The Big Tease is big fun, a fractured fish-out-of-water fairy tale. Stars Craig ferguson (The Drew Carey Show), Frances Fisher, Mary McCormack. Directed by Kevin Allen. 1999/Dolby Surround/full screen/87 minutes.