RBC2 - Witty and Stylish
You're witty, stylish, and very, very sexy. I didn't want to give you a card that would offend you, so I gave you one that lied. Happy Birthday!
RBC39 - Only Giving You A Card
Yes, I'm only giving you a card for your birthday, but it cose me $2.25!...Just think about how much money that was back in your day! Happy Birthday.
RBC31 - A Girl Like You
I bet a girl like you gets lots of birthday presents...I mean, it's not like Christmas where you have to be good or anything. Happy Birthday!
